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Thomas Jefferson

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. – George Carlin

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

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A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. – George Santayana

Government is not reason, it is not eloquence – it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and fearful master. ― George Washington

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Government is not reason, it is not eloquence – it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and fearful master. – George Washington

A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. — George Santayana

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A man’s feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. — George Santayana

When people cease to believe in God, they don't believe in nothing; they believe in everything. - G.K. Chesterton

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When people cease to believe in God, they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in everything.  – G.K. Chesterton

Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. - Groucho Marx

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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

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To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. – George Santayana

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. - George Santayana

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Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. – George Santayana

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren-t there George Santayana

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History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren’t there. George Santayana

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - Gilbert K. Chesterton

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“To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.” – Gilbert K. Chesterton

If the little bit you have is nothing special in itself, at least find a way of saying it that is a little bit special. Georg C. Lichtenberg

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If the little bit you have is nothing special in itself, at least find a way of saying it that is a little bit special. Georg C. Lichtenberg

Don’t be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin. ― Grace Hansen

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“Don’t be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.” ― Grace Hansen

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. George Carlin

George Carlin

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“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ― George Carlin

People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don't know when to quit. Most men succeed because they are determined to. George Allen, Sr.

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People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don’t know when to quit. Most men succeed because they are determined to. George Allen, Sr.

Every morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most ― Gautama Buddha

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Every morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most. ― Gautama Buddha

Forget the past - the future will give you plenty to worry about. George Allen, Sr

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Forget the past – the future will give you plenty to worry about. George Allen, Sr

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. George Carlin

George Carlin

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. George Carlin

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? - George Carlin

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. George Carlin

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“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” ― George Carlin

“Do you want to know who you are? Don’t ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.” – Thomas Jefferson

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